David to Mom: Mom, I have got hundred in class test today
Mom: well done, in which?
David: I got a 40 in spelling and a 60 in reading!
Teacher to John: John, tell me the chemical formula of water?
John: Yes Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: No, it is wrong
John: Ma’am, yesterday you taught that the formula is H to O!
Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
Because it is in between A and C!
This Article is Posted on 14 Apr 2015 in Entertainment Section and Funny Jokes