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Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- Author Unknown

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
- Will Rogers

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde


This Article is Posted on 07 Apr 2015 in Informative Section and Quotes