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When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.
– Hunter S. Thompson

Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve
always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will
always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles!
– Hunter S. Thompson

If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.
– Hunter S. Thompson

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says “Good people drink good beer.” Which is true, then
as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink
bad beer. Think about it.
– Hunter S. Thompson

Never turn your back on Fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might
have to be killed. My father taught me that, along with a few other things that have kept
my life interesting.
– Hunter S. Thompson

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
– Hunter S. Thompson

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
– Hunter S. Thompson

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people
seem to like it that way.
– Hunter S. Thompson

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What
do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex
is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon
can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is
not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It’s a strange world. Some people get
rich and others eat shit and die.
– Hunter S. Thompson

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand
what I’m doing or why you’re paying me so much money. What’s important is that you
continue to do so.
– Hunter S. Thompson

We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to fear – fear of war, fear of poverty, fear
of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy,
fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention
camp on vague charges of being a terrorist sympathizer.
– Hunter S. Thompson

I’m a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
– Hunter S. Thompson


This Article is Posted on 08 Apr 2015 in Informative Section and Quotes